Due to the current restrictions of the new Silver Millennium Government of Crystal Tokyo, we of Crystal Tokyo Rumor Mill Publications, Inc present the following warning:

"Scandalous!" presents news of a shocking nature that is unsuitable for younger readers, those with weak heart crystals, or allergic to shiny objects. Exposing pictures may be involved, but they were all taken by our expert photographer, Naoko Takeuchi, so we feel they are meant to be seen by the public.

Our publication has been given a rating by the CTRDF (Crystal Tokyo Reporting Decency Firm) of PG-13, so don't say you haven't been warned.